Hakeem Jeffries Gifts President Trump With Huge Win!
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries presented the distinguished President Trump with the greatest political gift that could be given to his presidency. Hakeem "The Chameleon" Jeffries in an genious diabolical plan to provide Trump and fellow Republicans the critical extra hours needed to sway enough House Republicans to vote to pass Trump's Big, Beautiful Bill by July 4th. Hakeem used a parliamentary procedure known as the "magic minute" to accomplish the alleged goal. This procedure, more formally known as the legislative minute, was used to extend his 60 seconds of nonsensical jiberish to a record-breaking 8 hours and 44 minutes, creating a delayed final passage vote just long enough to get enough Republicans onboard to pass the republican's budget bill. The bill will now be signed by President Trump on July the 4th. Hakeem Jeffriies' magic miniute snooze-fest resulted in angering his Democrat minions enough to wake a snoozing Rep. Marcy Kaptur (D-Ohio) from her sleepy nodding in clear camera view. She immediately arose from her slumber to gracefully compose herself. Jeffries has not admitted to his speech being used for any nefarious goal of helping Trump and the republicans. Was his plan an intentional assist to the Republican party and President Trump or just another miscalculation by a Democrat party attempting to subvert another huge win by President Trump? We may never know for sure, but patriots who love this great country truly appreciate the assist. Make America Great continues to move rapidly forward. Have a great 4th of July!
Source: The Federal Newsgroup